Current Facebook Trend or Meme: Name on Urban Dictionary

February 5, 2010

Latest trend on Facebook is not what is technically called, Urbaning Here is the definition from Urban Dictionary:

1. Urbaning
February 4, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.

Some version of this is put into the status:

Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Copy this in your status and what Urban Dictionary says about your name in the first comment…

Have some comments on this?


Current Facebook Meme: Celebrity Lookalike Profile Picture

February 1, 2010

Decided to occasionally pass on whatever meme seems to be sweeping through Facebook.

Feel free to comment on the current meme being highlighted or clue us in to the meme that is now spreading like wildfire over Facebook.

Current Meme: Change your profile picture to a celebrity you are supposed to look most like.

It’s Doppelgänger week; change your profile picture to someone famous you have been told you look like. After you update your profile with your twin photo, cut and paste this to your status . . .

or…

DOPPLEGANGER WEEK: During this week change your profile picture to someone famous (actor, musician, athlete) you have been told you look like…. and re-post this message


Facebook Status Collection III

January 4, 2010

Matthew C. thinks finding a job is like playing “Where’s Waldo?”… except Waldo is looking for a job too.

Ernie says to never play leapfrog with a unicorn

Matthew L. A good pun is its own reword.

Ernie wonders why the frisbee is getting bigger and then it hits me

Ernie will one day rule candyland with an iron fist (From AutoCompleteMe)

Brittany F. was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said “Parking Fine”


Facebook Status Collection II

December 30, 2009

Flip your Facebook status for a really neat status.
Blake spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sǝǝs (Use this tool for the effect)

Alan B. Tomorrow I’m gonna write a blog post about procrastination.

Michael C. Ironing boards: Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.

Ted C. became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook.

Alex R. Can mute people burp?

Ernie to err is human, to arr is pirate.


Facebook Status – From clever people…

October 25, 2009

Alex R. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Alex R. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments :P
Alex R. couldn’t find a decaf coffee table at IKEA
Robert D. using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense. :)
Joshua M. Freedom means the right to yell Theater in a crowded fire.
Tim H. Weed smoking and turkey pulling today. Oops…reverse those verbs. Sorry.





Funny/Clever Status to Use for Your Facebook Status

March 9, 2009

These are some new Facebook statuses spotted in the wild. Keep posting your clever statuses in the comments.

Allison is Boom, roasted.

Blake just watched the first part of the Godfather for his “Family Business Management” class.

Aaron is down with the sickness.

Joel is tradin’ in his Chevy for a Cadillacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacac

Nathan Why have a Hummer if you can’t jump curbs to pass cars turning ahead of you and run down unsuspecting cars merging in front of them, I say?

Richard -who needs crack when the president has got all the stimulants you need.

Matthew is what do you say when an atheist sneezes?

Vaughan is such a thrillseeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster

Ernie says don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.


Facebook Statuses from Clever Profiles

January 26, 2009

Ernie supports the Annexation of Canada! Vote yes on 6!

Ernie can read minds, but is illiterate.

Ernie is preparing to not just read about socialism in history books, but in the morning newspaper (Matt C.)

Ernie is a ninja =.= (Chris V.)

Ernie thinks Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator (Thanks Alan)

Ernie thinks life is like a box of terrible analogies (Threadless)

Ernie is making sure his deer isn’t staring at headlights (Cat R.)



Clever Facebook statuses, you’ll like these!

February 21, 2008

Ernie is planning a vacation and is leaning towards Pisa.
Ernie says, Muscle Shoals has got the swampers.
Ernie wants to expand the NFL season to 162 games.
Ernie’s NOT fat…that’s his money belt.
Ernie is: a stereotype. I’m not wrong. I’m cuddly.
Ernie is writing: Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case Study.
Ernie sees golf-ball sized hail! Grab your 9-iron and let’s go…
Ernie is: thinking Pandora didn’t think outside the box.
Ernie brakes for unicorns.
Ernie is: the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

Hat tip to Yahoo subject generator for these.


Clever & Funny Facebook statuses – come and get em!

February 18, 2008

Ernie wants an Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
Ernie served in the military under General Apathy.
Ernie is: trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
Ernie Facts: 1) Ninjas are mammals. 2) Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ernie found a shortcut for next week’s marathon.
Ernie is: revoking your creative license.
Ernie is: leveraging core competencies across the extraprise
Ernie, it turns out, isn’t a Jedi
Ernie’s hobby is collecting dust


Funny Facebook statuses -Random assrtmnt.

February 11, 2008

Ernie puts the pro in procrastinate

Ernie hears a voice in his head saying, “hey, can I join in?”

Ernie needs to learn how to type with more than two fingers

Ernie is: hammering out a wicked comeback

Ernie is: Jack’s complete lack of surprise.     From Fight Club

Ernie is: calm as a Hindu cow        From Fight Club

Ernie is: so fly he’s growing wings.