Funny Facebook statuses -Random assrtmnt.

Ernie puts the pro in procrastinate

Ernie hears a voice in his head saying, “hey, can I join in?”

Ernie needs to learn how to type with more than two fingers

Ernie is: hammering out a wicked comeback

Ernie is: Jack’s complete lack of surprise.     From Fight Club

Ernie is: calm as a Hindu cow        From Fight Club

Ernie is: so fly he’s growing wings.

2 Responses to “Funny Facebook statuses -Random assrtmnt.”

  1. Arsh Says:

    That “Jack’s complete lack of surprise. “.. easily one of the best lines in the book. The one that has stuck with me for a long time

  2. bob Says:

    Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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