Clever Facebook statuses, you’ll like these!

Ernie is planning a vacation and is leaning towards Pisa.
Ernie says, Muscle Shoals has got the swampers.
Ernie wants to expand the NFL season to 162 games.
Ernie’s NOT fat…that’s his money belt.
Ernie is: a stereotype. I’m not wrong. I’m cuddly.
Ernie is writing: Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case Study.
Ernie sees golf-ball sized hail! Grab your 9-iron and let’s go…
Ernie is: thinking Pandora didn’t think outside the box.
Ernie brakes for unicorns.
Ernie is: the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

Hat tip to Yahoo subject generator for these.

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7 Responses to “Clever Facebook statuses, you’ll like these!”

  1. Tony Says:
    February 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I like the Pandora one :)

    There’s a pretty funny facebook status generator: http://kunderasostrich.com/facebook-status-generatr.html

    It comes out with some weird stuff!

  2. randy Says:
    April 24, 2008 at 7:49 am

    You are a legend…keep ‘em coming

  3. Simon Cowell Says:
    October 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    SIMON IS WONDERING WHY FACEBOOK ALWAYS WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING. NOSEY BLOODY BUGGERS!

  4. DTGD Says:
    June 6, 2009 at 2:49 am

    Ernie: Needs Friends, Possibly Even A Life
    Ernie: Thinking Your Clever on Facebook, Free, Becoming Obsessed about your own Status Updates, Priceless

  5. gabriel Says:
    June 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Gabriel is feeling a disturbance in the force.

  6. TNT Says:
    July 31, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    My status was stolen so I have to use this old one. Its not as good but it gets the job done.

  7. whatta Says:
    October 12, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Hey…Swampers is a bar in Muscle Shoals, AL

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