Ernie just got bitten by a radioactive spider and now has super spidey powers
Ernie is the reason Waldo is hiding
Ernie is. Are you?
Ernie’s eyes hurt from trying to decipher if the unzoomed picture of you in your profile shot is you or some random with your same name.
Ernie is going crazy… wanna come?
Ernie’s bathroom scale can go from 0 to 230 in 3 seconds flat.
Ernie says, always take two Baptists fishing. If you take only one, he’ll drink all your beer. (thanks Gabe)
