Ernie keeps secrets from his computer.
Jessica M. aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?
John B. is John’s inquisitive mind.
Elizabeth B. has people on her mind. And they weigh more than I do… so it’s a little heavy.
Ram G. What happens if I type here?
Liam M. is the National Spellling Bee Runer-Up
Adrian A. thinks all who cherish the second amendment should be glad for Michelle Obama’s continued public support for our constitutional right to Bare Arms.










April 13, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I like how you have a blog to show off all of ur ‘witty’ facebook status shit. It made me ‘lol’ ! :)
May 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Oh my god, I seriously just googled “clever status updates”.
June 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I’ve got another one that my mate said: “My computer is Windows but i can’t see through it for all the parts.” Thought i’d share it.
June 18, 2009 at 8:07 am
Blank “is repetitively repeating how much she likes to repeat things repetitively.”
July 7, 2009 at 3:44 am
I used one and my friends ‘liked’ it. That was weird.