This is the one that had me cracking up, mostly cause it has a good bit of truth in it…
Robert D.”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
Micah G. wonders what a civilization of puppets would use as currency.
Luke E. Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? It is giving me a false sense of anxiety.
James L. thinks the big apple will be an adjustment after a month without fruit or vegetables
Noah C. “Women: Can’t live with them, can’t kill them.”
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August 20, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Anne W. just googled funny facebook statuses. ha time to leave the house and get a life
August 28, 2009 at 5:56 pm
“Map Quest Should Really start at number 5. I think I can Get out of my own neighborhood.”
“I wish My work had a cafe disco.”
August 30, 2009 at 10:47 am
mikie poppins is looking for a girl friend for a week as his dish washer has just broke any offers ????
August 31, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Chris has tossed all those cute dogs on Craigslist in river, so don’t bother replying.
September 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm
savannah k is suspicious of being stuck in a program like the Truman Show… especially after the way that construction guy looked at me today.
September 9, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Some of my recents:
“chunky 1/2 and 1/2 ruins perfectly un-chunky coffee”
“Incident replay: fast bunny + faster car = flat bunny. R.I.P., Bunny”
“It’s official: Brett Favre sets NFL record for incomplete retirements”
“will talk to strangers, especially if they are strange”
“My boys have Hulk feet…time for new shoes”
“This status update brought to you by people that clearly did their math homework”
From my 5 year old “Dad, do you know why this game sucks?”
September 15, 2009 at 11:11 am
needs you like a flower needs chlorophyll
September 28, 2009 at 7:29 am
NAME – thinks boredom should be illegal. Even prison is more entertaining.
so kewl i got 26 comments
October 1, 2009 at 2:31 am
I need to Gal friend to help me out with the house work
October 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Often hears people saying ‘Ah I miss my bed’… the question is, does your bed miss you?…you FART, drench it with your SWEAT and DROOL and sometimes even having the occasional ‘bad day fall’ on the bed. Ooooh, lets not forget all the romantic things that happens on your bed… Now I wanna ask YOU… Does your bed miss you? Maybe this explains the back and neck ache every now and then. Think about it!
October 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
plans on dressing up as kanye west for halloween and just before the kids yell trick or treat jump out of the bushes and yell christmas is better…ha :)
October 14, 2009 at 1:47 am
wondersifanyoneknowswhatthelongstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?
October 16, 2009 at 6:49 am
Shampoo Guy got this facebook status from a facebook status suggestion web page :)
October 31, 2009 at 2:48 pm
wondering whether or not randomosity is a word…
November 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm
wonders if people in asia get tattoos of english letters on their bodies…