Alex R. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Alex R. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments :P
Alex R. couldn’t find a decaf coffee table at IKEA
Robert D. using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense. :)
Joshua M. Freedom means the right to yell Theater in a crowded fire.
Tim H. Weed smoking and turkey pulling today. Oops…reverse those verbs. Sorry.
Funny and Clever Facebook Statuses
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October 31, 2009 at 8:23 am
my favorite book is a facebook
October 31, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Jenna was all excited to go see saw but then we passed the park and went to the movie theater.
October 31, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Jenna went to the book store today to get a “Wheres Wally” Book. When she got there she couldn’t find it anywhere! Well played, Wally. Well Played.
November 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Sean C. believes in his right arm bears!
November 8, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Brian is better than you.
November 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Chris says “yellow markers are the highlight of my day”
November 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Chris is “reaching out to the Armless People Association”
November 10, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Chris F “wonders why Anne Frank never wrote a sequel after her first book was so successful”
November 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Chris F “put the cart before the whores”
November 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Chris F “signed his lonely chicken up on E-Farmony”