My name is Blake Imeson and I am a college student at Grove City College. I am writing this blog partly out of my frustration trying to find Facebook statuses to use and partly for an E-Commerce class.
Please send me suggestions for Facebook Statuses!
Update 7/10/09: It will have been 2 years ago this October that I started this blog. It is getting close to 1 million pageviews and is now averaging 3,000+ pageviews a day!
December 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm
my funny profile pic
http://photos-063.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v162/28/79/698335063/n698335063_489722_432.jpg
March 2, 2008 at 6:21 am
is shutting the gates at sunset and after midnight you cant get out.
March 2, 2008 at 6:22 am
is only available on VHS
March 2, 2008 at 6:22 am
is just the Beta version.
April 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm
plans to procrastinate tomorrow.
May 29, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Dude says: always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
July 28, 2008 at 6:21 am
Simon looks through the Forbes list of the richest people in America every monring. If he’s not there, he goes to work.
August 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
is going crazy… wanna come?
August 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
would love to put a cork on that whhhhhiiiiiiii nnnne!
August 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm
wonders, when are you coming over to fold laundry?
August 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm
eyes hurt from trying to decipher if the unzoomed picture of you in your profile shot is you or some random with your same name.
September 3, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Name – is feeling violated….Dora(internet) explored me.
Name – is the reason waldo is hiding
Name – is. Are you?
November 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Hey Blake,
Your status suggestions are hilarious, we’d love to get them in our application. Status Shuffle is the top Facebook app for selecting among over 16K statuses.
If you install the application and insert them, you can track to see which ones get most popular. If it’s too much of a hassle, we’d be happy to enter them ourselves…of course, with your permission.
We can also show you how to link directly from your website to see it’s usage directly in Facebook. Interested?
Thanks.
November 28, 2008 at 2:02 pm
ernie is trying to see how long he can resist changing his profile status
December 29, 2008 at 7:29 pm
metre:wont be questioned
January 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Mike is: On your back porch. Go look… he’ll wait.
Mike is: Under the weather, because he’s not in space.
Mike is: Upset that his wallet is a little lighter, but finds it useful for making fire.
Mike is: sleeping with the fishes; don’t judge his sexual preference.
January 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Mary is: so dope she should be sold in bags.
January 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
Is wondering if E=Mc2 then where do Jelly Babies come from?
February 11, 2009 at 11:32 am
reallly funnny :P
March 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm
is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue,constipation, and MAJOR headaches. Ask your doctor if X is right for you:)
April 2, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Is an indoorsy person
prime of my youth
JUICE BOX TIME!!
June 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm
[name] can’t wait to tell his grandkids “You know, back when I was a kid, all we had was dial-up and BBS’s … and we were GRATEFUL!”
July 27, 2009 at 12:11 am
Ernie is the oldest he has ever been.
July 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Hey, I’m Alan…How did you get that haiku that i said? That’s so cool dude. I said it last year during lunch i think…
August 1, 2009 at 10:02 am
Hey Blake,
You are doing an awesome Job! Keep up the good work!
August 1, 2009 at 11:22 am
@Hunter – thanks!
August 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Ernie: ’s got milk!
August 15, 2009 at 3:21 am
thinks it’s a little sad when the closest she gets to “living on the edge” is driving past a gas station when the fuel light is on.
August 22, 2009 at 9:44 am
-Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
-Anything you say will be held against you. … “tits” :)
-thinks that if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN!!!
September 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Awesome site. I was surprised to hear the cadalacacaca one on the tv show psych.
September 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Is so fly he busted his zipper.
November 7, 2009 at 8:55 am
Try to put “I like my status” and then click that you like it. Soon you’ll find how many other ‘likes’ you receive, these are the people who wish you good..
Kris