Facebook Statuses to use… Both Funny and Clever

Ernie keeps secrets from his computer.

Jessica M. aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

John B. is John’s inquisitive mind.

Elizabeth B. has people on her mind. And they weigh more than I do… so it’s a little heavy.

Ram G. What happens if I type here?

Liam M. is the National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

Adrian A. thinks all who cherish the second amendment should be glad for Michelle Obama’s continued public support for our constitutional right to Bare Arms.

Use these funny Facebook statuses on your profile!

Ernie is: wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.

Ernie is: just now realizing he ran out of T.P.

Ernie is: on furlough, sabbatical, hiatus, break.

Ernie is: buckle your seatbelt Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.
(Matrix Facebook status)

Ernie is: debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.                          (Matrix Facebook status)

Ernie is: the limit of x as it approaches perfection.

Ernie is: the slope of the tangent line of the function f[x]=awesome.

Ernie is: fighting the good fight.