Ernie is: wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.
Ernie is: just now realizing he ran out of T.P.
Ernie is: on furlough, sabbatical, hiatus, break.
Ernie is: buckle your seatbelt Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.
(Matrix Facebook status)
Ernie is: debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill. (Matrix Facebook status)
Ernie is: the limit of x as it approaches perfection.
Ernie is: the slope of the tangent line of the function f[x]=awesome.
Ernie is: fighting the good fight.
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