Funny Facebook Status – Don’t pass up this Facebook status

This is the one that had me cracking up, mostly cause it has a good bit of truth in it…

Robert D.”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

Micah G. wonders what a civilization of puppets would use as currency.

Luke E.  Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? It is giving me a false sense of anxiety.

James L. thinks the big apple will be an adjustment after a month without fruit or vegetables

Noah C. “Women: Can’t live with them, can’t kill them.”

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Ernie is: wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.

Ernie is: just now realizing he ran out of T.P.

Ernie is: on furlough, sabbatical, hiatus, break.

Ernie is: buckle your seatbelt Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.
(Matrix Facebook status)

Ernie is: debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.                          (Matrix Facebook status)

Ernie is: the limit of x as it approaches perfection.

Ernie is: the slope of the tangent line of the function f[x]=awesome.

Ernie is: fighting the good fight.