Funny Facebook Status – Don’t pass up this Facebook status

This is the one that had me cracking up, mostly cause it has a good bit of truth in it…

Robert D.”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

Micah G. wonders what a civilization of puppets would use as currency.

Luke E.  Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? It is giving me a false sense of anxiety.

James L. thinks the big apple will be an adjustment after a month without fruit or vegetables

Noah C. “Women: Can’t live with them, can’t kill them.”

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Funny Facebook Statuses from Profiles

Ernie just got bitten by a radioactive spider and now has super spidey powers

Ernie is the reason Waldo is hiding

Ernie is. Are you?

Ernie’s eyes hurt from trying to decipher if the unzoomed picture of you in your profile shot is you or some random with your same name.

Ernie is going crazy… wanna come?

Ernie’s bathroom scale can go from 0 to 230 in 3 seconds flat.

Ernie says, always take two Baptists fishing. If you take only one, he’ll drink all your beer. (thanks Gabe)

VERY funny Facebook statuses II

Ernie is: Gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse

Ernie is: Loving the smell of napalm in the morning

Ernie is: The stuff that dreams are made of

Ernie is: Walking here

Ernie is: in need of a bigger boat

Ernie is: Winning one for the gipper (Ronald Reagan)

Ernie is: Gonna get you, and your little dog too! (From Wizard of Oz)

Ernie is: Not Mr. Lebowski, your Mr. Lebowski. I’m the dude.

Ernie is: Frankly, not giving a damn. (From Gone with the Wind)

Thanks to Dave G.

Facebook status from O Brother, Where Art Thou

These are some hilarious facebook statuses from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Ernie is: gonna lead us all in a rousing chorus of “You Are My Sunshine.”

Ernie is: with you folks. I’m a forgiving, Christian sort of man. And I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them…

Ernie is: gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

Ernie is: the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Ernie is: a Dapper Dan man!

Ernie is: gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm.

Ernie is: the only daddy you got! the damn paterfamilias!

Ernie is: the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

Ernie is: not sure that’s Pete.

Ernie is: tellin’ tales out of school

Ernie is: George Nelson, not baby face! You remember, and tell your friends…

Thanks to Dave G.

VERY funny Facebook statuses!

Ernie is: going to make hermit crabs live together Thanks – Demetri Martin

Ernie is: an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery.

Thanks – Jon Stewart

Ernie is: learning to stop worrying and love the bomb. Thanks – Dr. Strangelove

Ernie is: gunter glieben glauchen globen

Ernie is: therefore he thinks Thanks- Luke S.

Ernie is: Update your status…