Funny/Clever Status to Use for Your Facebook Status

These are some new Facebook statuses spotted in the wild. Keep posting your clever statuses in the comments.

Allison is Boom, roasted.

Blake just watched the first part of the Godfather for his “Family Business Management” class.

Aaron is down with the sickness.

Joel is tradin’ in his Chevy for a Cadillacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacac

Nathan Why have a Hummer if you can’t jump curbs to pass cars turning ahead of you and run down unsuspecting cars merging in front of them, I say?

Richard -who needs crack when the president has got all the stimulants you need.

Matthew is what do you say when an atheist sneezes?

Vaughan is such a thrillseeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster

Ernie says don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.

Want a clever status update?

Ernie is: Miss Understood

Ernie is: bored as an oak

Ernie is: under the bed

Ernie is: stuDYING (homework kills) -Thanks Eliz. I

Ernie is: wondering if the hokey pokey is what it’s really all about?

Ernie is: weigh too fat Thanks to Penny for these

Ernie is: a comparative of which we have not yet settled the superlative.