Facebook Status – From clever people…

Alex R. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Alex R. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments :P
Alex R. couldn’t find a decaf coffee table at IKEA
Robert D. using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense. :)
Joshua M. Freedom means the right to yell Theater in a crowded fire.
Tim H. Weed smoking and turkey pulling today. Oops…reverse those verbs. Sorry.

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Ernie is: Miss Understood

Ernie is: bored as an oak

Ernie is: under the bed

Ernie is: stuDYING (homework kills) -Thanks Eliz. I

Ernie is: wondering if the hokey pokey is what it’s really all about?

Ernie is: weigh too fat Thanks to Penny for these

Ernie is: a comparative of which we have not yet settled the superlative.