VERY funny Facebook statuses II

Ernie is: Gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse

Ernie is: Loving the smell of napalm in the morning

Ernie is: The stuff that dreams are made of

Ernie is: Walking here

Ernie is: in need of a bigger boat

Ernie is: Winning one for the gipper (Ronald Reagan)

Ernie is: Gonna get you, and your little dog too! (From Wizard of Oz)

Ernie is: Not Mr. Lebowski, your Mr. Lebowski. I’m the dude.

Ernie is: Frankly, not giving a damn. (From Gone with the Wind)

Thanks to Dave G.

Facebook status from O Brother, Where Art Thou

These are some hilarious facebook statuses from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Ernie is: gonna lead us all in a rousing chorus of “You Are My Sunshine.”

Ernie is: with you folks. I’m a forgiving, Christian sort of man. And I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them…

Ernie is: gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

Ernie is: the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Ernie is: a Dapper Dan man!

Ernie is: gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm.

Ernie is: the only daddy you got! the damn paterfamilias!

Ernie is: the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

Ernie is: not sure that’s Pete.

Ernie is: tellin’ tales out of school

Ernie is: George Nelson, not baby face! You remember, and tell your friends…

Thanks to Dave G.

VERY funny Facebook statuses!

Ernie is: going to make hermit crabs live together Thanks – Demetri Martin

Ernie is: an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery.

Thanks – Jon Stewart

Ernie is: learning to stop worrying and love the bomb. Thanks – Dr. Strangelove

Ernie is: gunter glieben glauchen globen

Ernie is: therefore he thinks Thanks- Luke S.

Ernie is: Update your status…